Robet Lindsay: Orang Pendek Is Real, Claims Scientist


Here's another breaking news from blogger Robert Lindsay. As crazy as this may sound, a scientist who's not disclosing his name, until the paper is released, has seen photographs of dead Orang Pendeks. Orang Pendeks are elusive Bigfoot-like creatures that have been seen by locals in Sumatra for hundreds of years  ("Orang Pendek" literally means "short person" in Indonesian). According to Lindsay, the "Orang Pendek may already be known to science! " Here are the details courtesy of Robert Lindsay:

Rumor: Orang Pendek may already be known to science! The Orang Pendek is the “hairy man” of Sumatra in Indonesia. No one knows quite what it is, but some think it may be in the Homo line, possibly related to the tiny Homo Floresiensis who lived up until at least 12,000 YBP and possibly as late as the 19th Century. Another theory is that it is a great ape similar to an orangutan. The problem with this line is that the Orang Pendek walks upright. I am quite certain that the Orang Pendek exists.

A US journalist, Debbie Mayer, moved to Sumatra a while back to study this animal and other animals. She has seen it at least once and possibly twice. She said, “The first time I saw it, I almost fell over, I was so shocked.” It is short, about 5 feet tall, covered with hair, and has a long flowing mane on its head that gives somewhat the appearance of a lion. It walks on two legs. It is very fast. The body is extremely well built and it is said to have great strength. It appears to be largely solitary.

There have been many, many sightings down through the centuries by locals and explorers. A European explorer found a Muslim mullah had captured one and chained it up, where he whipped it regularly as a heathen that refused to follow Muslim law. To this day, locals report regular reports of this creature.

Its main habitat is a large national park in Sumatra which is the largest uninhabited land left in the region. However, illegal loggers and illegal settlers continue to encroach on this park and there is a fear that the Orang Pendek may be becoming endangered. In its favor is the habitat of this national park – a true rainforest with constant rain, mud, bugs and especially leeches. Truly a frightening place for a Westerner to walk around in, and even locals generally hire experienced guides.

I recently spoke with a scientist. He told me that the WCS (World Conservation Service) scientists studying tigers in Indonesia had managed to come across good, hard, scientific evidence for what he called “a greater ape” in Sumatra. The World Conservation Service sounds like the organization that Mayer either formed or works for in Sumatra, so this finding may be related to her work.

The data has already been prepared for some time, and the scientists are certain that they have proof that the creature exists. They have known about it since 1996 but have possibly been sitting on the data for unknown reasons, or maybe they have been gathering more information. Apparently at least one dead specimen exists. The scientist told me that he had seen three photos of a dead specimen of the creature.

He said it was the shape of a Bonobo but the size of a gibbon and described it as “terrestrial,” meaning it lives on land. This sounds approximately like the description of the Orang Pendek. Unfortunately, they have no plans to publish their data documenting this species until 2016, and it would still need to go through peer review. The scientist was not sure exactly what the scientists thought it was, and seemed to be uncertain whether it was in the Pongoid or Homo line. After all, Homo are greater apes also. Anyway, he seemed to be referring to the Orang Pendek as there are no cryptic greater apes in the region other that it.

[via Robert Lindsay]

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  1. Replies
    1. Long time no see Chewie where you been?

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    2. Details of my sexual experiences with this mysterious cryptid can be found in my new book The Kama Sumatra, to be published by Thomson Reiters, summer 2014.

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    3. Gibbons are not 5 feet tall.

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    4. I prefer the Kama Chameleon.

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  2. Why does Mike G (warmly referred to as Mark) play a skeptic on the JREF but when he posts here it's on the footing bleever side?

    Just curious.

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    1. Who's identity are you trying to uncover now Dan?

      MMG

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    2. He's a woman trapped in a mans body.

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    3. That would explain the nail polish and his/her pantyhose obsession.

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    4. All Daniel Campbell tells is stories, HOAXED stories. Does he exist? If he does, he's got to be the most stupidest person on here.

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    5. If you're going to try and insult me, at least have the decency to do it in a grammatically correct way.

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  3. I find the statement "Anyway, he seemed to be referring to the Orang Pendek as there are no cryptic greater apes in the region other that it." to be highly significant, it sounds as if this "Expert" is saying the Orang Pendek IS an orangutan. There is also either a misstatement or a misquote that the Orang Pendek is said to look like a bonobo but the size of a gibbon. Those two should be switched to, it looks like a gibbob the size of a Bonobo, which is probably about right.

    Once again, NONE of the terms "Yeti", "Bigfoot", or "Orang Pendek" aree actually specific terms that mean only one thing. They are all exteremely vaguely defined terms used to refer to more than one species in every case.

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    1. Dude none of these species exist

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    2. The statement you refer to was certainly vague Dale, but surely the 'expert' would be able to identify a orangutan if that's what it was.

      It seems to me that they have something they cannot identify hence the unwillingness to publish.

      We also cannot discount Debbie Mayor's sighting which points to something currently unknown to science.

      Interesting times.

      MMG

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    3. Thanks Anon.

      Some of my posts have that effect folks.

      Have a look at some of Anna Nekaris output on the subject.

      More learning. Less trolling.

      MMG

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    4. I think Debbie Harry's sighting is much more compelling.

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    5. Thanks 4:00, the voice of God.
      #TooneyTard approved

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    6. Yeah, human denial never ceases.

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  4. The pendek is the cryptid most likely to be proven real.

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    1. Judging by the picture on the the top of this page we're looking for something part chimp and part 80's rocker douche bag, I recommend searching every bar in Florida

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    2. I thought it was Kip Winger!

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    3. "Who's playing tonight?"

      - "The shitty beetles"

      "Are they any good?"

      - "Nah..."

      "Ah, so it is not just a clever name."

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    4. "Judging by the picture on the the top of this page we're looking for something part chimp and part 80's rocker douche bag."

      RL has discovered himself.

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    5. There is an old Syrian proverb that is fitting: The dung of the camel only stinks when it is new.

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  5. Bigfoot is BS joe fitz is a mental prick and dan camp is a obnoxious ass

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    1. A sceptard called Bigfoot is BS
      From ignorance promised to free us,
      But can it be true,
      Brain-midget and who
      Rides invisible bicycle sees us?'

      A skeptard named Bigfoot is BS
      Wallows in mental molasses,
      S/he throws out advice
      Cheap as grains of rice,
      But no one can stand such ass-gases.

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  6. Anna Nekaris has been telling us this for years.

    MMG

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    1. Lol!

      Desperate times guys.

      Mark, Mike, Malcolm, Matthew, Myles? I'm sure if you try them all you may get somewhere.

      The question is why?

      MMG

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    2. "Anna Nekaris has been telling us this for years."

      And yet no video,photo's or a body. Why is that you pompous idiot? Probably because your magic monkey is a lie and your religion is false. Make sure to buy the new book MMG you moron.

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    3. So leading primatologist Professor Anna Nekaris is a moron like myself.

      Whilst mommy teat sucking basement troll is much better placed to comment on the potential unidentified wildlife in the Sumatran rainforest?

      You guys are pathetically lame.

      MMG

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  7. Lol.

    "Cryptozoology" is hilarious.

    Not once has the field ever found a new creature.

    It probably doesn't help the cause that instead of looking for a species that might actually exist such as a new type of insect, they are off frolicking about looking for a 9 foot ape and extant pleosaur lake monsters.

    Deluded.

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    1. Many believed-to-be-extinct species have been discovered to be alive, and many new species have been discovered.

      Have you been choking on the contents of your skeptard gift basket again?

      You dropped the JREFers most cherished chestnut:

      Deluded.

      That's rich coming from a member of an organization based on a delusion.

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    2. And not one found by a "cryptozoologist".

      NOT ONE.

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    3. http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/martyr-muntjac/

      I hate to use the phrase PWNED but....

      MMG

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    4. Super FALSE PWN you dumbass.

      The species was ALREADY discovered in 1914 and completely known to science. It had already been studied, just not visually caught for some time.

      That's not a goddamned cryptid and you know it!

      It's not a 9ft 800lb white/blonde yeti, auburn bigfoot, relic dinosaur, winged vampire dog, super wolf man, or anything you crypto"zoologists" claim.

      What do you do, take your JREF fails and bring them here to hope no one catches you on your bullshit?

      Sit back down, Mike G.

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  8. Well if it does exist it sat around laughing at Adam Davies and his film crew for years. He's was there longer than my ex wife at Sax and got nothing but a bush shaken at him. If they are there they must be the most rare of all the undiscovereds

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  9. So he has wild long flowing hair, sometimes blonde in appearance. Perhaps they'll discover Senastian Bach of Skid Row. Why 2016. I'm sick to death of delays In the crypto field. You can read about my anger in my upcoming book which will be at Random Hoise in 2021

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    1. First thing you need to learn when you grow up:
      NOBODY gives a FUCK what you think.

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    2. I thought he was in Florida or somewhere, not being anywhere.

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    3. You're right 6:04, I do not care what you think.

      Now shut your face.

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    4. Bach is too tall to pass for an Orang Pendek.

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    5. Hey Mike sorry your pics suck and Joe stole from you but it will not make the amazing ape real.

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    6. He is balding. That's why he always has a doo-rag on. Why is there so much anger today?

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    7. With all his rants and ravings, would you take him seriously as a researcher. He's an entertainer and not really all that great at that.

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  10. So here we have a post by some guy, who is quoting some guy who supposedly spoke to some guy who saw photos of some creature he could not identify.

    I am having a little reference vertigo here.

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  11. They got no chance of catching one of those hippey monkeys.

    Images maybe

    MMC

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  12. MMC. If they play "18 and Life to go" in front of Moneymaker s Bigfoot cam and send Davies to the other side of Sumatra with his blanket Abe Marlin Perkins safari hat they have a shot. :)

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  13. You just don't find too many people wanting to go strolling through the deep Sumatran Jungle. And I can't go back there since Anna Nekaris filed that restraining order.

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  14. I'm just going to have to wait and see on this one. Robert "Friendly Fire" Llndsay. I'm about to go read this blog. I'd better night fine any copyright problems. Savvy.

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  15. Probably better to let this one go and remain undiscovered by authorities. Once the modern day mullahs find a non islam conforming hominid in their presence a jihad against these infindels will surely arise. Four centuries later and not much has changed except to trade the whips for AK-47s

    Chuck

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  16. Chuck you are spot on as always. Curiosity and speculation rules the day. I tried to have a quiet night last night at the ranch. As my sons car pulled out of the driveway, I took Shawn Evidences flannel shirt out of the closet and just marveled at the stitching when suddenly my default Google Plus account got a hit. It was the late night blogger known only as "Homo Erection". He had some compelling questions which I assume were about my study site. HE: "How big is it?" Well the site itself is 250 acres but its surrounded by a 1000 acre tract. HE: " How long is it?" We'll it's been going on for six months now with some fantastic results. "Is it hard?" Yes. I mean you have to commit I'd you are using bait and attractants to get out there and work with the species. Chuck. Looking back on this conversation this morning I believe this gentleman may not be in the crypto field at all. M

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    1. was the name Dr. Johnson involved in any way?

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    2. Mike. Are you saying you got a call from perhaps a man in black?

      Chuck

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    3. I'm saying that the blogger known as Homo Erection appeared about the same time as Gandalf the Gay. About the same Time I got hacked. Shawn and Joe and I did a comedy bit about it because I couldn't get my content to you guys. But it was no laughing matter.

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    4. I will tell you this. I got 95% of my content back about 5 days ago. I was heartbroken that the 4 minute 9 second clip where I knew I was 10-25 feet from a subject was not among them. But then. Three nights ago I was at my ex wife's house and noticed my sons phone on the table. I was shaking. I picked it up. Went to memory. And there it was. Clear as you can get. HD quality streaming video of me standing not 25 feet, BUt 5 to 10 feet from the head shot. You can see her wrinkle her forbead. I'm about to blow you guys away And I'm so excited. Because I really want to give something back. Man I'm bit the character I play on here. Most of you guys already know me. My team are three. 11 year old boys. And I think that's the secret recipe for my luck or success.

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    5. Ok. So here goes. I have clear footage of a Bigfoot hiding on its belly 5 to 10 feet from my leg. It's spooky. Because the other subjects are whistling and making noises trying to get me away from her. In the foreground is the watermelon she dropped. Shawn and Joe will share my content on this. Blog with you guys ASAP. I have to stay in the field. I'm obsessed with seeing one now. Not on camera. I want to SEE one. That's all that wil do now

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    6. Wait a fucking minute. Three eleven year old boys?

      That dude's taterhole alarm just short circuited.

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    7. I am curious and patiently waiting to see your footage.

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    8. His ass must be jealous from all the shit that comes out of his mouth.

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  17. That song would make the dead seak out a new location

    MMC

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  18. I agree wholeheartedly. I guess I'm pretty new to this field and stil don't know who to trust. Or ....MMC...I could be trying for a laugh as usual.

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    1. A laugh....that is your best bet.

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    2. It is when I'm not taking pictures of subjects closer than any field researcher has ever shot them short of interspecies animal husbandry

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  19. Either way here is something that's not funny. The Blogger Homo Erection is the same blogger who posts as Gandalf the Gay. He's no laughing matter. He makes the cut and paste troll look like Justin Bieber. He's my arch nemesis and probably the guy who originally hacked me. M

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    1. I shudder to think that some poor soul's life has become so devoid of meaning that it has the time, incliation and mental facilities to pry into your business. If you didn't clutter up these entertaining comments with your effluvium you would remain as nonexistent as the Orang Pendek (sic).

      Galilahole-

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    2. You probably shudder about 6 times a day. I will yield the floor to you. I'm sure you will be welcomed now that you've forced by departure with that......try giving something to the field other than your piteous sarcasm.....

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    3. Perhaps if you blessed the field with your imminent departure, at least until such time as you have something to contribute in lieu of your empty braggadocio...

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    4. Your spelling has improved. But your attempts at an expanded vocabulary seem forced. I have already shared with the field a half dozen photos, two of which were confirmed as live subjects by two experts in photo imagery that have never met. What pray tell have you contributed. I'll make you a deal. Reveal yourself and your contribution to the field and if it shadows mine I will yield the floor and quit the field forthwith. If not. Shut the Fuck Up. ,

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    5. And this is my favorite part my dear, sweet anon , and now , barring any stunning revelations from you.....cue the crickets. ,

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    6. The first reality you must face is that I only conjecture in passing, as time permits and the computer is available. Do not misconstrue a pause for some great moral victory.
      What photos? Has Shawn posted them?

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    7. Cue the crickets for Mike Brookreson: lying, pompous ass extraordinaire

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  20. But I won't let trolls or hacks or other researchers mocking me restrain me now. I'm working with the best video man, whom I utterly respect, and the best field guy I know. And then there are the two I mentioned above. Joe and Shawn. I pretty much fight with them nonstop. Like you would a sibling. Not a rival. But this thing is hitting critical mass now. I may have opinions on other researchers and Habituators but the Days of mike the color commentator are dead I'm stepping up my game now. To full time researcher. My first reveal will be a streaming vids of how I discovered there presence and began to gift them food and such. My reveal will be a closer face/head shot in sustained stream as it changes facial expressions. I don't believe anyone else has ever done that before. Randy from California may love ponies. But I can assure you all I'm no one trick Shetland. M

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  21. The ignorants come out in force.

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  22. This is tremendous news Mike. I might suggest just going the route of You Tube. Quite easy to do. My friend in Eastern Ohio Sam put up a 10 minute one of him and Me and our two golden retrievers Samson and Rush about two days after he filmed us in Salt Fork Lake. We did not see any squatches, however he filmed two neat structures we found there. One was an X with tree trunks 40 feet long and several hundred pounds each, forming a perfect X. Close by was a definite blind type structure where all the branches of a tree were bent down to the ground. What made it interesting is they started about 12 feet up and were twisted at the base of each branch in such a manner that the branches would droop down but not kill the branches and they could continue to live and sprout leaves every year. Very ingenious. This was well off the trails as we followed a game trail in a non hunting part of the park. The game trail ran close to these structures and were loaded with deer scat. Ambush blind - just maybe.

    Anyway you have several options to get your video out. Shawn is a busy son of a gun and I am sure folks are always throwing things out there for him to post.
    Keep up the good work. Jeepers- only 10 feet away - Amazing. They seem to like the boys. Proceed with caution as to not cause them to move on. Patience is your best friend right now.

    Chuck

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  23. Chuck. I agree. But it's hard to be patient when you only have the kids out of school two days a week. They don't respond to me or come nearly as close to us as they do the kids and that obese Shitzu of theirs. But I will be patient. I wish you'd shoot Joe an email on how to finish this Utube thing before he has a nervous breakdown. One things for sure Texas Hillcountry Crypto is coming. And it's an over 18 site. Language, profanity. I'm trying. But when a dog walks across a perfect track I tend to get evidence rage. Nevertheless he could use the help. Shawn's busy. Agreed. Got two emails yesterday from him. But he's still my racehorse to win. Like you Chuck. There are some good people out there. And I love to see those structures. M

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    1. I will find it. Went to look on roll o dex and did not have sams you tube account to bring it up. Will shoot sam off an email and let you know soon. I should have book marked it. Any way it is about 10 minutes and boring except for a couple of minutes of the structures so I will let you know where to skip to.

      Chuck

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  24. I'm spending another night out there tonight. Thunderstorm. Right before the rain the natives get restless !

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  25. RL must be off his Ritalin. He's making up shit like crazy.

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    1. Have you noticed since he copied Joes skeptic argument he's been doing the (sigh) (tm) cracks me up

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    2. Mike

      The argument with skeptics has been rumbling for slightly more than the last 3 months.

      MMG

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  26. Chuck I'm going to stream you a vid right now where something has deeply scratched the barn door I Iocked because the sweet oat feed was disappearing. Let me know what you think. Gotta go. M

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  27. This Orang Pendek is just another monkey or ape. A little thing...boring. Show us the Squatch!

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    1. If its bipedal and\or in an entirely new genus it would be a major discovery....

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    2. Bilderberg/Illuminati won't let us see shit, damn motherfuckers running and ruining the planet with their bullshit lies. Free press, free science, ain't no such thing.

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  28. A footer gets pwned
    It's his life and legacy
    No monkey in sight

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    1. Tune in on Sunday
      Another crypto show airs
      Nothing, I like it.....

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    2. A SKEPTARD'S LAMENT

      "I was sure there was no apeman
      As I opened up the fridge,
      'Till the voice of Dr. Meldrum
      Pointed out the dermal ridge.

      I on raging rampage went,
      I called the PGF a hoax,
      'Till the massive muscle movement
      Told there are such great big folks!

      Still I try, believing only
      In those bikes invisible,
      About all else I cry 'That's hoaxy!'--
      There's Mel's dirigible!

      Pranksters yes I'm truly certain
      They do dermal ridges carve,
      And plant those footprints! Yes it's curtains--
      Believers, they will starve!

      About that pesky PGF:
      A suit and that's a fact,
      Worn by Bob Hilarious
      Who bought it off the rack.

      I refuse to watch it stabilized,
      I turn the other way,
      I claim that all is fable-ized
      In my irritating bray.

      But haunted have my dreams become
      By Patty's moving muscle,
      And dermal ridge, like on my thumb,
      Show apemen really hustle!

      I cling to Bob Hilarious,
      His suit, his hoaxing clan,
      And pray the clues won't bury us
      And prove the big apeman."

      Skeptard lonely, sips a beer
      'Mid shadowed living room,
      Sasquatch silhouette so queer
      At window, spells his doom.

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    3. I read the last sentence, which is more than anybody else will ever.

      spineless dumbfuckery from a spineless dumbfuck

      coward

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    4. Skeptards and cynics are in love with themselves, nobody else is.

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    5. ..lol...I like it too..Reminded me of Casey at the Bat...

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  29. The world is full of Josh Gates wanna-bes.

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  30. You idiots. You must be the same clown. On the eve of The Yeti Enigma's stunning revelations you type ridiculous weak bullshit like that. No. Sadly. The world is full of Anonymous trolls. Lurking in the fluorescent lights of there mothers basement. Up all nigh because she grandfathered in unlimited talk and tex so they could blog endlessly about fieldwork they'll never do, subjects they'll never study. Waiting, like the last crippled buzzards at a lion kill. For their chance to steal even the tiniest bit of rotting flesh. Good luck your time has passed..,.and I'm not sure it ever came at all. M

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    1. Failed footer talking points

      1) you are all the same person
      2) you are in your mother's basement
      3)you have failed

      strike three, whiff-pig

      you are outta here!

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    2. Mike, who or what is HE and Gandolph the Gay?There are some sick minded people in this world.It's a shame that they have to mess with people to complete their own little world.They are a virus that needs the cure.

      Mike H.

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    3. Failed footer? All skeptards, by definition, are failed. They are evidence of devolution in action.

      The entire repertoire of the skeptard is thus:

      1. You are retarded.

      2. You live with your mother.

      3. I had sex with your mother.

      4. You have homosexual sex.

      5. Therefore (for some reason) there is no bigfoot.

      Isn't there anything else on the menu, skeptards?

      For all the skeptards' ostentatious ass-strutting, they produce no science, and waste endless hours trying to prove a negative. I would like them to remove their asses.

      This is playground-level stuff.

      They show time and time again this is all they have, which is nothing.

      If your only argument involves the arguee's mother, domestic arrangement, the arguee's sexual preferences, and your sexual preferences, why don't you take it elsewhere? Remove your asses.

      Skeptards preen and prance, bragging about their logic and science. Yet their argument is that because the arguee is gay/lives with mom/arguer has sex with arguee's mom/arguee is retarded, therefore there is no bigfoot, is illogical. It doesn't follow a rational progression. It's irrational.

      You'll notice in life that the people who always pontificate about what is rational and irrational, are the most irrational and emotionally unstable of all. They are driven by what they hate about themselves: being irrational, emotional, illogical. The self-loathing of these qualities powers their constant speech-making about what is rational, logical, scientific. It's a drive.

      It's simple hypocrisy. It's the irrational, the illogical, naming others irrational, illogical.





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    4. ^ bleever buttsuck

      what a looser

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    5. made your mom LOOSER last night. that was a feat in its self to fill out her giant taterhole.

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  31. OORANGE PINDIKK NUTS BEEGFUUT,HEEM WERK AAT GAAS STAATUN

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    1. How abouot "Scientist is real, claims orang pendek'.

      That would be news!

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  32. Where are the photos? Uh huh. Just as I thought.

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    1. These guys just blow smoke out of their hairless, flaccid assholes day after day.

      Sykes found a hair on the other side of the planet!

      Great victory for bigfoot!

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    2. ^^^Author of that skeptardical bestseller, How to Live a Delusion and Like It.

      Autograph?

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    3. It's covered up dickheads and you know it.

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  33. Where's Joe?

    Still licking his wounds after last Sunday's War of the Kinzua Bridge debacle?

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    1. ^^^ This skeptard has confused his gifting bowl with his potty one too many times.

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    2. ^^^^I knew if I ca back hours after the thread expired I'd find your punk ass.

      Spineless footer. Of the genus Homo Fitzgerald.

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  34. Orangs are misidentified gibbons. They have human-like faces and some have the big hair. They can walk around upright long enough to be mistaken for an animal that walks around upright:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ucumari/499442803/

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  35. They are a kind of pendek.
    I have set up a conservatory for them in TX. They will be welcomed and protected here.

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    1. Also I will only beat them on holy days. God bless those heathens.

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    2. Can I borrow some to test cosmetics on? they won't let me use prisoners anymore.

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    3. Shackle each one to a 1890's era sewing machine and force them to mass produce ladies XXL sweat pants for Walmart. Fall short of the quota, no bananas!

      Chick

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  36. 2016 huh? Sure thing Robert. They've been sitting on a gigantic zoological discovery for 20 years because the world couldn't handle the Orang Pendek in 1996 but 2016, thats the year to drop the monkey on everyone.

    I'm also sure that researchers just hate to have success in their careers and would wait the better part of their entire working lives to release something that would propel them to the top of their fields.

    Again people are getting taken by that sweaty, rug wearing racist. How's it feel to get pwned by someone like Lindsay?

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  37. I am from Indonesia. And many witness see orang pendek at mount Kerinci. They say Orang Pendek is small body, but strong. And their Intersting Figure is their Inverted feet. And the discovery of Homo floresiensis in Flores Island that resembles Orang pendek make it likely that Orang pendek exist, I used to heard story about Orang Pendek from my father. Maybe the reason Orang Pendek photograph never captured is because now maybe they are so rare that you can count them on finger, and the place they still in thick rainforest jungle so it is hard to explore. But they are likely to exist, because in Indonesia there is so many people witness them

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